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Bear, Donald Trump, Pet plush, Plush topys, Squeakie, Squeaky toys
I am an expert at picking out wonderful babies to play with.
This is a partialĀ baby collection. I hide some of them from
my people, only bringing them out for special occasions.
My best baby is Night Night Baby who I hide because
sometimes my people throw him in the washing machine!
(It takes me hours to get him back into shape and smelling right.)
The Criteria for choosing a good baby is as follows:
- A baby must have a talent.
- Some rattle.
(I have a green turtle who has different pitched rattles in his four legs) - Some squeak.
(I have a wide variety of these from a purple heart to a blue monster) - Some have a language all their own.
(I have a porcupine that makes a chattering sound,
a fish that makes bubbles and two totem poles
that sing Uggah Buggah Buggah HA HA HA) - And some Talk.
(Ohhh Nooo Mr Bill! This one makes my people laugh so hard, they imitate him when I play with him)
- Some rattle.
- A baby must look good in your bed.
- Color is everything.
(I like the bright ones, electric blue, hot pink.)
- Color is everything.
- A baby must be enticing to your people.
- A good game of chase only works
when you have a baby your people want.
(they never tire of this game)And on some occasions your people bribe you with a baby.
Like the time my people went on a trip to NYC and brought me back
a Trump baby. They thought this would make up for placing me in the
Pet Hotel but my baby gave me a word of advice-
I told them “YOU’RE FIRED!”
(well I didn’t really fire them, I was just upset for a little bit)So Pick your babies with care and remember to treat them with
slobbering respect.
- A good game of chase only works