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Bear, Donald Trump, Pet plush, Plush topys, Squeakie, Squeaky toys
I am an expert at picking out wonderful babies to play with.
This is a partial baby collection. I hide some of them from
my people, only bringing them out for special occasions.
My best baby is Night Night Baby who I hide because
sometimes my people throw him in the washing machine!
(It takes me hours to get him back into shape and smelling right.)
Lucy and her Babies
The Criteria for choosing a good baby is as follows:
- A baby must have a talent.
- Some rattle.
(I have a green turtle who has different pitched rattles in his four legs) - Some squeak.
(I have a wide variety of these from a purple heart to a blue monster) - Some have a language all their own.
(I have a porcupine that makes a chattering sound,
a fish that makes bubbles and two totem poles
that sing Uggah Buggah Buggah HA HA HA) - And some Talk.
(Ohhh Nooo Mr Bill! This one makes my people laugh so hard, they imitate him when I play with him)
- Some rattle.
- A baby must look good in your bed.
- Color is everything.
(I like the bright ones, electric blue, hot pink.)
- Color is everything.
- A baby must be enticing to your people.
- A good game of chase only works
when you have a baby your people want.
(they never tire of this game)
Color coordinate your Babies to your bed
And on some occasions your people bribe you with a baby.
Like the time my people went on a trip to NYC and brought me back
a Trump baby. They thought this would make up for placing me in the
Pet Hotel but my baby gave me a word of advice-
I told them “YOU’RE FIRED!”
(well I didn’t really fire them, I was just upset for a little bit)
Lucy and Donald Trump Bear
So Pick your babies with care and remember to treat them with
slobbering respect.
- A good game of chase only works
a dog tales 